i bored so imma rant about stuff

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OKAY SO LIKE WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH EXTREME ANTISOCIAL CHARACTERS IN FANFICTIONS GETTING BEATEN UP EVERY DIRECTION THEY GO!? LIKE SERIOUSLY GAWD!!!

Like seriously I understand if the loner got beaten up by like three or four bullies but BY THE WHOLE SCHOOL!? JEEZ BE A BIT MORE REALISTIC OKAY BUDDIES BECAUSE IF YOU LIKE HAVE THE WHOLE SCHOOL BAGGING ON YOU LIKE THAT, YOU SHOULD TELL YOUR PARENTS TO SWITCH YOU TO A BETTER SCHOOL OR TO HAVE YOU HOMESCHOOLED!!!

And how barbie doll plastic girls who eat the D breakfast, lunch, and dinner (maybe a little bit for a snack), get like incredible hulk powers and smashes your face into a f*cking toilet is like pretty unbelievable because girls like that tends to depend on their boyfriend (sex toy) to beat the crap out of the loner!

I also like to point out the fact that these loner protagonists get like all of the love but they keep going on and on about how like "oh they hate me I should kill myself", EVEN THOUGH THEY LITERALLY HAVE PEOPLE WIPING THEIR ASS FOR THEM AND BIRD FEEDING THEM!!!

Oh... They have depression even though they had the perfect life until someone walked up to them and called them fat even though they weight like 95 pounds??

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH FAT PEOPLE!? I CONSIDER MYSELF FAT BECAUSE- well fuck I'm 195 pounds so yeah I'm pretty chubby but IT DON'T SEE THE PROBLEM!!! WE HAVE ANOREXIC TEENAGE GIRLS WHO ARE SLITTING THEIR WRISTS BECAUSE SOME FAKE BARBIE GIRL B...

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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH FAT PEOPLE!? I CONSIDER MYSELF FAT BECAUSE- well fuck I'm 195 pounds so yeah I'm pretty chubby but IT DON'T SEE THE PROBLEM!!! WE HAVE ANOREXIC TEENAGE GIRLS WHO ARE SLITTING THEIR WRISTS BECAUSE SOME FAKE BARBIE GIRL BIMBO CALLED HER FAT BRAVO EVERYONE!!!

I know people are trying to make highschool girl protagonists in a highschool setting relatable but I can't find myself either liking or relating to the character because they sound like Mary Sue robots.

I know people are trying to make  highschool girl protagonists in a highschool setting relatable but I can't find myself either liking or relating to the character because they sound like Mary Sue robots

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My characters are weird because I added a little bit of me into them. Aiden's pervertedness came from me, Shelby's hard time trying to get along with people also came from me, how Red is pretty much me trying to get used to playing Splatoon while Jade is a silly level 50 nerd who is a pro and a squid partier. All of them are connected to me and they give a small vibe about how they could have a little human in them for being fictional characters. That's why I treat them like dogs (I treat children like animals and animals like precious little angels like dogs) because dogs are my babies. But I'm a horrible mom to my characters so far. Red with amnesia, Shelby's parents rarely paying attention to her unless she makes inventions that would mean profit, Aiden's mom and dad abandoning them at their grandmother's home, and Jade's parents are divorced. But hey, atleast they still happy!

But another thing for decent characters. Flaws. You know what they say! The more perfect the more ugly, the most flaws the more beauty! I um actually made that up. BUT YES GIVE CHARACTERS REASONABLE FLAWS AND MAKE SURE THEY AIN'T A GODDESS IN THE DISGUISE OF A 15 YEAR OLD SCHOOL GIRL!!!

 BUT YES GIVE CHARACTERS REASONABLE FLAWS AND MAKE SURE THEY AIN'T A GODDESS IN THE DISGUISE OF A 15 YEAR OLD SCHOOL GIRL!!!

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okay that enough rant.

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