Zodiac Book

The Signs Thoughts

Aries: I'm better than all of you assholes
Taurus: I could eat some cake right now
Gemini: I'm going I pretend I care about what you just said
Cancer: I need hugs and cookies
Leo: fuck you bitch I'm fabulous, now bow down to me
Virgo: you're all uncultured swines
Libra: HUG WAR!!!
Scorpio: I'm tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep
Sagittarius: I want to fuck your girlfriend/boyfriend
Capricorn: I'm allergic to your bullshit
Aquarius: I'm a sexy motherfucker
Pisces: fuck my life -_(\