"Dude, you are totally confused on who you love," Jake said to me, smirking.
"Well, I just can't take it! I like Flame Princess, but we broke up! She was too dangerous for me anyway. But, me and Princess Bubblegum had it goin' on strong when she was thirteen, now she forgot all about that! She thinks I'm a creep. Plus, I'm like 4 years younger than her. What am I going to do! I feel incomplete without somebody to love, Jake."
"Man that was desperate."
"Hey!"
"But really, who did you forget..? Someone who I used to hate? Someone who went to the movies with you when Princess Bubblegum didn't..? Someone who thinks you're pretty great and helps you with all your problems? Someone who-"
And just at that moment, the bell rang. I opened the door and Marceline stood there before me, her hair gleaming in the sunlight, her eyes shimmering like the stars.. Oh glob Finn! What are you, a poet?! But seriously, she looked freakin gorgeous. I felt my face burn up, and Jake made a faint "Mhmmm" sound in back of me.
"Uh, Finn? You alright, bro?" Marceline said, her voice like angels in that hot coverup and Sunhat. Still in my daydream over here, I absent-mindedly was blushing and making kissy faces at Marceline.
"Uh Finn? What the junk?" I heard Marceline say in my little day dream. Then, I was rudely awakened from my fantasies when Marceline bashed me in the face with her fist. She's so strong, just like me!
"Uh, sorry Marceline. I was, uh, practicing for the, uh, annual make out day contest that, uh, was going to be in the cloud kingdom." I smoothly made up a lie, hopefully Marceline can't read minds.
"Right, okay. Anyways, I was wondering if you guys wanted to go to the beach with me and a couple friends today."
I was struck. Marceline, on the beach, in a bathing suit lookin' hot, oh zam! I was stuck in another daydream when I heard Jake say "We'd LOOOOVE to!"
"Great, thanks guys. Ill pick you up in 10, okay?" Marceline said, flying out. I shook my head and snapped out of my dream,
"WHOAH dude, you were acting totally crazy around Marceline. What's your deal for real?" Jake said, raising an eyebrow.
"Marceline! It's MARCELINE!" It's been Marceline all these years!" I blurted, blushing red like a fire engine.
"Mhm. That's what I thought. Now, we need to find you a smokin' sexy bathing suit for your date with Marceline." Jake said, a hint of teasing in his voice. We walked around the neighborhood until we stumbled along Choose Goose, who was consulting with a tall, black figure.
"Oh gob! It's Marcy!" I said, grabbing Jake and darting into the nearby bushes. Upon hearing her name, Marceline turned quickly and looked around.
"Sorry CG, I thought I heard someone calling my name. Anyway, how cheap is your pink bikini over there, and those swim trunks over there? I have to buy some bathing suits for Bonnie and Gunther, for my beach party later."
"If these bathing suits you want to buy, all you have to do is approach your dad and say hi! (For me)" I heard CG add, not rhyming. I guess he isn't feeling good, he can't rhyme at all.
"What! No, I'm NOT seeing that jerk. Is there anything ELSE I can do?"
"If you don't want to drop in and say hi, I guess this sale is going goodbye!" Choose Goose said, and turned around. Marceline turned invisible, grabbed the bikini and swim trunks, and floated away.
Jake and I came out of the bushes and approached CG.
"Sup CG, can we have your sexiest pair of swim trunks?" Jake asked, and I nudged him.
"These trunks all yours, for free! Take them and you'll look hot, you see!" CG said, and he rolled his cart away and I snatched up those swim trunks.
