Fangirling Moments That Have Ruined Or Benefited Life For Me

I'm Clumsy Shit.

So I cant even walk without falling... I run into doors, poles, lampposts, countertops, other people, and ect.

I also like dropping my phone on the ground... Thats a nice thing to do..... My hands are butter...
I also have an issue with being nervous which ends up making me clumsy and then I die on the inside.
Ok so an example of this...
One day I was at school and it was during a test and i asked.
"Can I go to the bathroom." The teacher said yes and let me go ask i was a derping idiot and replied,
"Your welcome." Yea then realized what I said and I swear I wasn't speaking clearly when I apologized. It was like,
"I- Uhm- Sorry- Not Welcome- Thanks..... Haha.... "
And then while I was on my way back to class.... A FKING DOOR SWUNG AND HIT ME OMFG WHY??

Pretty sure its karma pretty sure it was karma