Harry: Who are you
Hagrid: Im hagrid
Harry: Your'e fat
Hagrid: And your parents are dead. How do you feel. Anyway i came to tell you that you are a wizard.
Harry: Are you retarded?
Hagrid: No ,you are a wizard.
Harry: Ok, Listen here you big fat oaf. Im not a bloody wizard! Now get your fat ass out of here.
Hagrid: But harry you are a-
Harry: Get out of here you furry oaf