Sans X Reader (random one shots)

I will punch you

"Hey. Hey, (y/n)." Sans said nudging you bleven millionth time! "What?" you ask, looking up from your book. The librarian shushed you across the room, but you barely took notice. "Knock knock." he said with an unfaltering smile. You sighed and smiled a little. "Who's there?" he grinned wider. "Daisy." "Daisy who?" "Daisy me rollin', they hatein'." You snort and slam your forehead on the table. "Hahaha omahgerd Sans why!?!?!" you laughed. The librarian shushed you again.

~~~ many puns later ~~~

"I can't believe your laughing got us kicked out of a public library!" Sans snickered. "It's not my fault, your jokes are so horrible they make me laugh." You smiled shoving Sans' shoulder. "You know you love em'." he grinned. "No way!" you said walking through your bed room door. "Yes way!" he said falling onto your bed immediately. "Yah go ahead. Get comfy." you laughed, rolling your eyes. "Thanks! I will. Just gotta get what ever this is out from under me." he said pulling something from under his back. He held it one of your bras in front of his face, and you blushed bright red. "G-give that to me!" you said trying to snatch your bra.

Sans quickly moved the bra away from you smiling like the devil. "What's the magic word?" he asked. "Please!" you said trying to snatch it. He jumped of the bed. "Nope, but I'll be nice. You can have it but you gotta jump for it." he said as he used his magic to stick it to the ceiling. "Sans! Come on!" "What, I think this is a fun game." "Sans I will punch you!!" "heh like it'll hur- Ow! Okay okay! Yeesh."

(Hey guys, sorry its so short, its just kinda hard to write. Nepta_leijon413 asked me to write this and I really hope she likes it. I'll update soon! Seeya!)