Sans X Reader (random one shots)

The diary

Today sucked.

All you wanted to do was go home, complain to your journal, and scream into your pillow till you fall asleep.

It all started when Undyne woke you up at 3. Not pm, either!!! 3 am!!!! A fucking M!!!! If you weren't so tired you would have turned her from Undyne to Undead! On top of that she made you train for 5 hours straight. No breaks. Zilch. Just an brief intermission of your wheezing and being amazed that a human could swear this much.

And if your day didn't suck enough!! Mettaton stole you away after that and used you as a living barbie doll. He made you play hours of dress up with him, and if you weren't so fucking tired (Undyne -_-) you could have left easy!!! Maybe dress wouldn't have been a travesty on a normal day, but since you were sore every where, MTT easily forced you to stay longer. Now dead tired and covered in glitter you were crawling home.

When you got home you mumbled 'Hi' to Papyrus and collapsed on the couch. You were dead to the world.

*Sans pov

When I walked through the door, the first thing I saw was (y/n). I poked her cheek. "Hey (y/n). I have a joke to tell you." she didn't answer. "It's a finny one. Come on, wake up." Still nothin. "Boy. She's out cold." Papyrus then popped his head out of the kitchen. "YES! ALL SHE SAID WAS HI AND THEN SHE FELL ASLEEP ON THE COUCH." "She musta had a hard day."

Not that I would have an actual clue. She was gone as soon as I woke up. I spent all day looking for her, but she was no where. I was honestly hoping to spend the day with (y/n). When I finally decided she might have gone home, I come and fined her out cold. The selfish side of me wanted to wake her up. Instead I started to head up stairs.

I wonder what made her so tired. I should wait till she wakes up to tell her. I wonder if there is any food in her room. I know she stores food for nights she doesn't want a skele - ton of spaghetti. She wont mind if I take any. She told me where it was and everything. I walked into her room and went straight to her closet. On the door was a note.

' Dear Sans I moved the oodfay into my eskday. ' After laughing about how silly she is putting the note in code, even though no one except me goes in her room, I went to her desk. I pulled open the drawer and swiped a bag of chisps and an oatmeal cookie. I opened the chisps, ate a few and starred blankly around the room.

My eyes fell to the book on top of her desk. It had a cute design of derpy cat faces. I laughed and picked up the book. It was probably a sketch book. I love her... DRAWINGS. I MEANT TO SAY I LOVE HER DRAWINGS.

Any way. I open the book to the first page and see a shit ton of words. Normally I wouldn't care enough to read this much, but anything that had to do with (y/n) makes me curious.

' Dear diary. '

I immediately slam the book shut. Holy crap!!! I can't read (y/n)'s diary! That's a jerk mood. But then again... Wait no!! I can not read her diary.

Jeez, this shouldn't be such a hard decision. It's simple. Don't be a jerk. Don't read her diary. Duh. Well... She'll never find out. I just sneak it to my room and sneak it back to her room when I'm done reading it. And it's not like it says 'Diary' on the front of it. It might be a book about some one else.

Yah... I think I'm gonna take it. She wont mind.