There one lived a potato, that always wanted to be a chip. Not crinkle cut, not air popped, but thinly cut. His parents Mr Ms Potato didn't want him to be a chip. They always wanted him to be a dentist or a foot doctor, and yes potatoes secretly have feet.
Oh yeah I haven't told you the potatoes name, it's Bob. so Bob set off to Chip college to one day become a chip. All the finest potatoes go to the college and always become a great chip, but never be able to tell how great it is to be a chip. On the oritation day, Bob got to look at the seasoning lab. where chips got bated in chicken salt or barbecue, but Bob wanted to know how the potatoes got chopped into chips. When Bob sees a door that says 'Potatoes into chips', he goes rolling into line where the other potato students are. While he is waiting in line, he starts to make friends with a guy in front of him. Bob's friend said he will talk to him after he gets cut into a chip. Bob waited and waited outside the door, but his friend never came out. So it came Bob's turn to go inside the door to become a chip. Bob never knew what it felt like to become a chip, because no one told him. One of the scientists inside the room, got Bob ready in position. The scientist then said to Bob would you like to say any last words, but Bob didnt know what he was talking about, so he said I'll see you when I become a chip.
bob was never heard about again!.
