Mr. D was correcting test papers from the campers as a punishment from Zeus. He looked over the names on all of the test papers and said
"What the! Nobody put their correct names! I cannot believe it!"
So, Mr. D wrote on all the papers Real name! Return to ME!
Then he handed them back to all the campers. While grumbling, everybody took turn writing their Mr. D name ( as they called it ) and gave it back to him.
He went through the papers again and sure enough everybody had written their correct name.
Annabeth Chase had written Annabelle Crow
Piper McLean had written Pippy Longstockings
Leo Valdez wrote Mr. McShizzel.....wait.............. WHAT! LEO!!!!!!!!!!!
Whatever, he would yell at people later.
Finally after many other like, Jasper Grape, Francis Sinatra, and many others he came upon one that just about blew his top.
Instead of writing Peter Johnson like a good little boy, Peter had written
I AM THE KING OF SASS. DEAL WITH IT. :)
