Day 5: Ship Opinions

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Mabel: Guys we have another question from MCgirl123
Steven: What is it?
Mabel: Call Connie and tell her to come.
Steven: ...Ok? *picks up phone and calls Connie*
*waiting for Connie to arrive*
Connie: Hello? *knocks on door*
Steven: I got it! *opens door* Hi Connie!
Connie: Hi Steven!
Mabel: Ok so Steven and Connie go to this corner, now Dipper and Pacifica go in this corner. Now remember you four can't say anything and the rest of you wait until I ask you the question.
Dipper: Mabel what are-
Mabel: Shhhhh. Now Garnet you're the first person. I'm going to ask you a question.
Garnet: Ok.
Mabel: What is your opinion on Steven and Connie being shipped together.
Steven: WHAT?!?!
Mabel: Shhhhh!
Garnet: What does "shipping" mean?
Mabel: It means people want Steven and Connie to date. So what's your opinion.
Garnet: Uh maybe when they are older because if Steven dates now no TV ever.
Connie: Is this why I'm here?
Mabel: Yes. Now Pearl you're next.
Pearl: NO!! STEVEN I FORBID YOU TO EVER DATE!!!!!
Steven: But I thought you liked Connie?
Pearl: I do but, YOU TWO CAN NEVER DATE!!!!
Mabel: Wow okay. Amethyst what's your opinion?
Amethyst: I don't know I like Connie and it wouldn't really bother me if they dated.
Mabel: Peridot? What's your opinion.
Peridot: What?
Mabel: Do you even know what's going on?
Peridot: No.
Mabel: *sigh* Fine. Moving on. And Steven, Connie...I ship it. *smiles*
                        <I appear>
Me: I ship it!!!!!!
Steven: Why?
Me: Because I can't.
                      <I disappear>
Connie: My parents would not approve of this.
Mabel: Next ship! Stan you're first.
Stan: What is it?
Mabel: Do you want Pacifica to date Dipper?
Stan: What?! That rich brat?! No why would I?!
Mabel: I don't know! Ford you're next. Do you ship Dipper and Pacifica?
Ford: Mabel I have three things to say. Who is Pacifica? What is a ship? I've been in a separate dimension for almost 30 years.
Mabel: Ok moving on to Wendy.
Wendy: Yeah I guess, I mean they are the same age and they would be a cute couple.
Mabel: Soos what do you think.
Soos: Yeah I think they would be cute together.
Mabel: I know right! I ship it!
                    <I appear again>
Me: I SHIP THEM!!!! THEY ARE MY OTP!!!!!!!
Mabel: *fangirls with me*
Dipper: Leave!
Me: Ok I'll go hang out with Bill again.
              <Disappears again>
      That's it for this chapter!

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