So when I was 7 , everything fucking happened to me . Idk why or how . I broke my arm , I farted a lot , and I found lesbian cheese , literally , lesbian cheese , I'll explain later , but I also cussed for the first time , it was summer a early morning and my family and I had nothing to do , so we decided to pack up and go to a water park , I shot up and ran up to my room and packed everything , no one told me how many days we were going to be there , they just told me to start packing , don't judge me , I was 7 , well I packed everything In my room , and I went to go grab a shirt and my brother comes running up stairs and dumps my suite case and called me a dumb fuck , so I yelled to my mom and said mom , he cussed at me , she said cuss back , I said well , okay , I said " Ya fucking dirty ass bastard , get the fuck out my room or refold all my damn clothes , stupid ass nigga" well little did my mother know , or my brother , I learned them words from them . Well I got grounded . And I hated that shit . So are you laughing yet ? Well , if not . Then I guess you are poop. Oh about that lesbian cheese , well everyone knows that cheese is a girl , so I caught my sandwich , which everyone knows lettuce is a girl too , I caught my lettuce and cheese , fucking , in my damn sandwich . I was pissed , like no one wants all that commotion , in there sandwich , ya dirty bastards .😂😭
