Hot and Steamy Buns. I MEAN PUNS!!!!!!!!

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Salty tears streamed down Solo's sides. Chewy... Chewy was gone...

Just kidding. Chewy leapt out of the oven and planted a moist *present* on Solo's side.

"I'm back," he screamed with great passion. Solo could not tear his eyes from Chewy's hairy chest.

"I just got out of the oven," murmured Chewy.

"That must be why you're so hot..." said Solo. "I wondered why it was getting so steamy in here. I guess it's obvious now."

"Ooh wow!" said Chewy, "You really know how to make my cookie crumble!"

Suddenly the weatherman walked onto the TV screen. Chewy and Solo sat together, staring at his slicked-back hair and bell-bottom jeans.

"Folks," he stated in a subdued southern accent, "There's a pretty big rain headed toward us. We should be expectin' a few inches tonight."

Solo looked expectantly at Chewy. "A few inches, huh."

Chewy wiggled his hips and raised his eyebrows. Solo blushed a deep purple.

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They emerged from the microwave several hours later, red-faced and sweating. Chewy was missing a few chocolate chips, and Solo was sopping wet.

The weatherman reappeared on the TV. "The rain appears to be over, folks," he said. "It sure was a doozy."


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