Sir .......
WHY ARE YOU FRONTING FOR FACEBOOK ?!
No . Just stop .
Alright so I have a Facebook . And most of the time this is what I see:
Fake niggas and bitches fronting .
Body parts that should be covered at all times [unless your a whore] >.<
Money ( fake )
Girls thinking they are models
Jesus (which really pisses me off)
Celebrities
Dumb statuses that have absolutely NOTHING to do with ANYTHING
And teens talking about killing themselves for attention .
#1 : fake niggas : why are you posting talking about weed and shit ?! You have NEVER hit a BLUNT in your life . So go sit down with that weak shit .
Fake bitches : why are YOU over here talking about about fighting someone ? You are way in the back of the room talking . No . No one is holding you back . You just yelling from across the room while clapping your hands .
#2 : look all you WHORES . We don't wanna see that shit ! >.< fucking disgusting .
#3 : why am I scrolling past you saying you got money ? One , you are 21 years old still living with your mom , no car , AND you stil get allowance from your mother . And you don't save it ! You spend it any chance you get . The only money you have is Monopoly money . Oh .
#4 : FAKE MODELS . Alright . This just makes me mad : one , you are a WALKING BLACK CRAYON ! You only able to be seen in the light ! Two , ion know why you steady taking pictures talking about some #TeamLightSkin ! No . You only light skin when that flash hit your body . Just SHUT UP .
#5 : Jesus . WHY ? Are you using or savior for likes ?! It's annoying! Every time I get in Facebook , all I see is " Like this picture if you love Jesus . Scroll to go to hell " NO . Jesus knows I love him . Ion need to like a picture to tell him that .
#6 : pages talking about stuff that has nothing to do with the page . An MB page : ohh I like 1D's new video ! WHY ARE YOU ON THIS PAGE THEN ?! If you like one direction . Smh . Fake fans . That's a status about absolutely NOTHING that has to do with MB . -.-
#7 : okay . You know GOOD AND WELL . You're not going to kill yourself . Honey boo . You have absolutely no reason to . You have a 50,000 dollar CAR . A 1,000,000 dollar house . A boyfriend . Haters (which you gotta love . Cause it means you're doing something right) and much more . And your going to kill yourself ? Why because the store didnt have the shoes you wanted in your size ? REALLY BITCH ? REALLY ?!
I swear if I could delete my Facebook , I would . But its a source of communication to people that don't have phones . So it's needed for me . But forreal .
And Facebook doesn't want to be original for nothing . They have hashtags now . It's pretty much just like Instagram . Except you can chat on Facebook . Now watch IG go and add chat . WATCH .
Im sick of your shit Facebook .
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HumorWriting about what I'm sick of . Just a book of rants . But most of it might be about certain fanbases so I listed it as fan fiction .