✨First Day Of School ✨

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Paris POV
I walk up to the bus stop from Daddy's mansion. I see a ghetto bus drive up to me and stop. An 80 year old pregnant lady says get on its time to go. I get on, walking down the ile I can see all of the fuck boi's in the very back all of them looking at me licking their lips. I walk all the way to the back of the bus and sit down. The fuck boiiiii next to me says what may your name be. I say back in a sexy voice Paris Hilton. He puts his hand on my upper thigh and hands me his number. I say fuck off and stick my finger into his nose as deep as I can then drag my finger down the inside of this nose. His nose starts to bleed I can see the pain in his eyes. I say back to him, what my your name be. He says back to me in a horrified voice Luke. I respond in a sexy voice Sexy.  I can see that we are getting to the next bus stop.
KimK POV
I'm waiting out side of my mom Kris Kardashian's giant fucking house. Thinking to myself why the fuck does my mom have to try to get fame from my sex tape like I'm the one who did all the work in the sex tape so I should get the credit. The bus rolls up the door opens I Immediately mini barf in my mouth at the sight of the 80 year old pregnant lady. She was wherein a crop top and dasy dukes showing off her abnormally hairy legs. I walk on I see all of the fuck boiiiiiz in the back then I see Paris I Scream PARIS killing 3 peoples ear drums. She looks up at me from her phone and looks at me then screams.  We run at each other meeting in the middle. We hug every one looks at us. We give them the bitch face and the look away. We stop at the next bus stop this stop seems a lot more ghetto than the others.
Honey Boo Boo POV
I walk up the stairs onto the bus all ready out of breath just from the 3 steps. My belly jiggling my curly hair bouncing. I take a swig of my go go juice to regain my energy.I look down the row of sets at Paris And KimK. They look back in dissapiontment. I walk up to them give them the bitch face and say who the hell do you think you are. Then my belly splits into two and moves at super sonic speed and whacks them in the face. What the hell was that for Paris and Kim Says. It's for not looking extremely happy to see me. Honey, but you look ugly as fuck right now you are wherein a pink tutu with the rachetest leather bra. Did I mention your belly it's hanging out like a Joey in its moms pocket Paris Says. How dare you insult my belly. I rip of my leather bra and then rip off my nipples GoGo starts squirting out I aim it at Kim and Paris. Kim says oh hell no you don't. Kim K takes her thong from out of her dress and starts to strangle me with it. I  choke up some vomit then mind control the vomit to go into Kim's  mouth. I'm going back to fucking kill you bitch Kim says choking on vomit and Go Go juices.

The bus stops at the school every one in the bus is covers with vomit and go go juice.

Paris POV
What the FUCK. We army so post to let them know we have super powers. The hole bus starts screaming and pushing to get of the bus. Once every one is off Honey Boo Boo gives Paris the baby eyes and says oops I did it agian.  Honey Boo Boo uses her mind control on the vomit and go go juice to get all of it back into her boobs and stomach and them screws on her nipple all better. Get off my Fucking bus my water just broke now I need to go to the hospital the 80 year old pregnant lady says. Kim Honey Boo Boo and I walk off the bus every one is starring at us. This what you get for fighting on the bus Honey And Kim. We here a giant bang. Then we see millions of caillous on giant shovels coming toward us. Kim Honey lets do this. We fly in the air. They all go for Kim the weakest. They throw their giant shovels at her we go to help but Kim says no I can handle this. The shoveled are coming at her in super sonic speed. When they get to her she absorbs all of them into her body then blasts them out at twice the speed in every direction. But their is still so many caillous we should help no honey I say. I scream use a shield ability. Then I use a atomic quiff it gets rid of most of the caillous but their still so many of them. We must combined our powers to defeate them. Honey Boo Boo's boobs extended the size of flag poles then  the start twisting like the unicorn-horn candy. They shove it in Kim's ass then she farts at it goes flying at the speed off light. As Kim is farting I hold a lighter next to her butt making her farts fire. The boob bolt goes flying at the speed of light. Douging all of the lesser caillous and heading to the main caillous with 6 heads. The boob bult pierces one of the caillous heads then it explodes into a bunch of puss every where. I look over at honey and Kim and they look back  at me with a sense of accomplishment and taking the anger out from our periods. The hole school is staring at in owwwww  that we can fly and squeeze GoGo juice from our boobs. Kim Honey and I fly down. Every one is thanking us and complementing Honey Boo Boo on her boobs and Kim Kardashian On her butt. I get slightly jealous but then the guy that gave me his  number on the bus walks up to me and gives me his phone number again than walks away.

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