(A/N: This is not how they would look, I just wanted to get one out, ENJOY!)
Annabeth: Leo, hurry up, your gonna miss the meeting!
Leo: Jeez Annabeth, just wait a minute!
Annabeth: I'VE DONE MY WAITING...
Leo: What do you...
Annabeth: 13 YEARS OF IT... (A/N: I had a brain fart and forgot the correct number, if someone will KINDLY tell me the correct number I would be grateful)
Leo: Oh no...
Annabeth: IN AZKABAN!!!!
Leo: Fine, I'm coming!
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Percy: Hey Jason, guess what?
Jason: What bro?
Percy: Water is cooler than lightning (A/N: I couldn't think of something funnier)
Jason: My father will hear about this!
Percy: 0_0
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Piper: Hey Leo, whatcha up to?
Leo: I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good.
Piper: Isn't that what your always up to?
Leo: Maybe...
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Leo: Go on Professor Grace, I want to get an A on the test!
Hazel: Shut up Leo. (A/N: I know this is not Hazel's line but she is kewl and I wanted to add her)
Jason: OK Leo, everyone please turn to page 394 (RIP Allen Rickman)
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Frank: Guys, do you wonder how Reyna is doing with the Athena Parthenos?
Annabeth: Frank, your saying it wrong, it's ParthENos...
Everyone (other than Frank): Not ParthenOS!
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Piper: So guys, could you tell us the story about Kronos?
Leo: Piper, don't say his name!
Piper: Ok, fine then, he who must not be named!
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A/N: OK guys, that was the first one! I hope you all enjoyed, I know some of them were pretty wimpy but hey, I thought they were OK. Comment what you all liked and PLEASE PLEASE 1000 x PLEASE request and suggest stuff because most of the mind my mind is a desert for ideas, there are usually none to be found. All of you are great people for reading this!
-Mermaid

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Awesome Percy Jackson Things
FanfictionAs the title says, these just happen to pop in my head at random moments, please enjoy them, they are pretty funny one- shots if you ask me (and Leo cause Leo is BAE, but that's not the point)