ForBiden Love: The Sequel

Chapter 6

President Richard Nixon was sitting in his office when all of a sudden a bunch of strangely dressed teenagers and a sexy old man appeared with a burst of light in the middle of his office.
"What the fuck?" The president exclaimed. The teens were all yelling at Dax for being fucking stupid.
"Who the hell are you kids?!" Nixon asked.
Dax realized that it was Richard Nixon, his father.
"Daddy?" Dax whispered.
"What the fuck?" The president responded.
Jett looked at the calendar sitting on the presidents desk and saw that they were in 1969.
Dax ran to his father and stuck his emo tongue down the presidents throat. Richard Nixon and the emo began to take off each other's clothes. Everyone was very disgusted. Richard Nixon began to put his wiener into his sons butthole.
BANG.
Joe Biden shot Dax in the head.
"No incest on my watch."
Richard Nixon cried.
Then the broken remains of the time machine zapped the children (and Joe Biden) even further back in time.