Erisol

Best day of my life

No.

Fuck no.

They spotted us.

Dad you motherfucker.

Pun not intended.

This was a damn set up.

Dad dragged me out of my room to have a fucking get along with the Captors.

He will pay for this.

Okay, so what basically happened, is this: We arrived there, the asshats were waiting outside, they saw us, they walked over to us, or more like ran, except for Sol, who was looking at his phone. He's probably texting Fef. The little shit. I've liked Fef for a while now. I'm over her, but I still don't like Sol talking to her. I think it's because they're getting dangerously close. At first I was afraid, yes, afraid, that Sol would steal Fef from me, now I'm afraid Fef will steal him from me. God damnit, have I mentioned I hate my life?

Now we're watching Deadpool. It's a good movie, and I like it, don't get me wrong. But I can't stop looking at him. Sol. Why is it that whatever entity is out there hates me? I did nothing wrong. Except for when Cro and I TPed Sol's house. But that was fun, so it doesn't count. To me. Shit he's looking at me. Does he know I've been staring? God, I sound like a lovesick schoolgirl in one of those Animes. I don't watch Anime, shut up. Okay maybe I watch some Animes but whatever. Ugh, I've been staring again and Sol is smirking. He wiggles is eyebrows. It should be disgusting but fuck, it's actually kind of hot. Oh my GOD what is wrong with me?

"Hey dad, ED and I are going to get thome thnackth, be right back."

Oh fuck that lisp is so cute. Wait, did he just say we're gonna get snacks? Like, alone? Oh god, I'm pretty sure I'm blushing like an idiot. He walks over here. Fuck. Help. He grabs me by my wrist and pulls me along. This is not gonna end well, I can tell. Hey that rhymed.

He's dragging me to the toilets. Why are we going to the toilets. Why are we. Why in general. Why is life. I'm questioning everything right now.

He's gonna kiss me, I just know it. He pins me against a wall and looks at me mischievously. This is it. I close my eyes. He leans in.

The asshole whispers against my ear, telling me he noticed me staring, and lets go of me. Holy shit I will end him. The little shit.

He turns back. Okay now I'm really confused. What is this guy doing?

Closing in, closing in, oh my god.

It went so fucking fast. He kissed me. He fucking kissed me. He leaves to get snacks, leaving me here, blushing madly and still trying to realize what happened exactly. As soon as that happened, a huge, dorky smile makes its way across my face. This is going to be a nice day.

Fuck that, it's going to be the best day of my life.

I walk out and make an attempt at finding Sol. It fails, and he finds me. The fucker really makes it his life mission to annoy me, doesn't he? He sneaks up behind me and loudly yells out my name. I hate to admit it, but I actually scream. And when I actually scream, it's a high pitched, girly sound. Fucktor doubles over from laughing and I glare at him. When he gets up, I stomp his shoulder, a blush dusting my cheeks. Never in my life have I been this embarrassed. He just chuckles and pecks my lips.

"I gueth you'd agree with being boyfriendth?"

I open my mouth and close it again. Damnit, I look like some kind of goldfish. Which amuses him, of course, and he pats my shoulder.

"Thought tho. Thee you at five at my plathe."

I make a strange sound. A date? Is this a date? It better be a date. I hope so. He looks at me with a strange look. Oh shit, I spaced out. Eridan Ampora, fucking astronaut with his spacing out all the time. I think he said something, so I just smile and nod. He facepalms. Damn. Wrong move.

"I fucking athked if you were ready to go the fuck back, fithdick."

"I- oh. Uh, yeah, I am."

God damnit, why do I always blush when I'm embarrassed?

He grabs my hand. Fuck. I hope it isn't sweaty. Please don't be sweaty. Oh for the love of god, thinking about it made me sweat. He pulls me back into the room where the movie is playing. Instead of his normal spot, he sits in my lap, my lap. Okay, okay, act cool.

I don't know how to act cool. And he's shifting around. Still in my lap. He's doing this on purpose. Oh my fucking god.

"S-sol stop movvin'."

Fucking hell, why did I stutter? Now he knows I'm embarrassed and no way in hell will he do something to calm me down.

Nope, he moves some more, smirking. Sollux fucking Captor, I wil end you.

I bite my lip and shove him back into his own seat. He whines softly. Serves the asshole right. We still can't stop looking at eachother, though. He plays it off with a smug look, while I try my hardest to glare at him.

Everyone gets up, and our eyes shoot up to the screen. The credits roll over it.

"It'th over already?"

"Wwhat the fuck, wwhen did this happen?"

We get up anyway, to follow our families. I look at my phone to check the time. It's five? Welp, alright. I tell my dad I'm gonna go with Sol. He looks at Psionic, Sol's dad, and smirks, giving him a thumbs up. Those dickheads had this planned. I should have known.

"Aight, ye go wvith the lad. Cronus an' I'll be wvaitin' at home. Givwe us a call wvhen yer goin' home, okay?"

I nod and walk to Sol. This is going to be fun.