I woke up this morning. My doge bite me and it hurt. I said pls doge stop this nonsense. She replied with a bark and stoled my sock. Watta butch. So I threw her outside BEC that was so rude. Then I hit her with a soccer ball but not exactly on porpoise. Then I didn't make my lunch and I am hungy. I hope you enjoyed my normal morning routine.
Xoxo
Abbey. Girl
