Liam: You-Hi who is this my friend changed all the names of my contacts :/
Him-What's the name?
You-Batman. Now who is this
Him-Your batman, love you batgirl
You-So that was you who changed all the names in my phone.
Him- Louis helped :* love you so much
Niall: Him-I'm hungry
You-Me too babe
Him-Make me a sandwich
You-How about no?
Him-Please I'll give you a good time ;)
You-It's in the kitchen!
Louis: You-LoU I'M druNK HELp
Him-I dunno should I?
You- Plssssss
Him-Beg
You-GeT Mw Npq b3 I cur ure balles offffffffffffff
Him-On my way
Harry: Him-I nEeD ure pussssyyyyyyy
You-Your drunk
Him-Sooooooooooooooooooooo
You- Your not as good drunk.
Him-BaBE PiiiiiiiiCK MeEeEE uPP Oh + B NAKEddddd hehehe
You-I'm coming but in clothes u dirty boi
Zayn: *You accidently text Niall*
You-Hey babe we really need to tell the boys about me being pregnant
Niall-0_0
You-What?
Niall-Look at the contact name
You-It says 'My baby' wait Zayn is that you?
Niall-It's Niall. Louis changed your contact names guess Zayn didn't tell you. Oh and congrats!
