It's been about 10 to 15 minutes since we've been sitting in this car and our butts are starting to hurt. Well not everyone since my mom got her booty injections. To be honest my mom can't drive at all so this is very dangerous and it's dark outside. ~ Car starts to slowly drifts off road ~ <Me> mom get off your phone . <Mom> I'm texting my bae. < Me> The car is drifting off the road. Boom! As soon as I woke up I was in the hospital. I saw that lady before but she looks older. <Grandma> You better have seen me before I change your diapers when yo mom was hoeing. That's my ghetto a$$ grandmother she so hood she married a Tyrone and her last names are Smith-Jones-Brown . I know that might be a stereotype but it's true. <Me> Not you that lady right there. <Grandma> Did that touch you we can sue. <Me> So you can take all the money. No she didn't touch me.
Wait I'm so lost where is my family. As soon as I said where where's my family. My grandma called the doctor and said he's up. As the doctors rushed in the room all I thought of was so lost where's my family.
