Illuminati Theories

Ocean Currents

Surface currents: global wind patterns, Coriolis effect, and continental deflection

Deep currents: temperature, salinity, and density

2 currents, 6 reasons. 6 divided by 2 is 3. What do these numbers have to do with the Illuminati? Well, I do not know, but I do now how to find out. What evil shape has three sides? That's right! A triangle. This isn't enough evidence though because we need a circle to make the eye. But wait, if you look at a map of ocean currents they can look like circles. Now we have our circle. Ocean currents are Illuminati confirmed.