Illuminati Theories

It was 5am and I was deliriously tired.

Skinwalkers. Ojo Amarillo. Yellow eyes. Lemons are yellow. Lemons are sour. Some people don't like sour things. I get this bad taste in my mouth when I think about the one that somehow got into my house for too long. Sometimes douchebags say their dick is really long. Douchebag and fuckboi have the same number of syllables. Fuckboi contains the word "boi". B, O, and I. These letters also show in the word "burrito". Burritos are often associated with tacos. Tacos are often associated with Mexico. Donald Trump doesn't like Mexicans. He is orange. Orange is yellow+red. Red is the color of pomegranates. Pomegranates tastes good. You know what else some people think tastes good? Ass. I play a mobile game called Fallout Shelter. My vault is "277", or "Vault Ass". In the Fallout games, there is a device called a Pipboy. Pipboy and fuckboi have two syllables and rhyme. Fallout is about nuclear war. North Korea has nukes. Their leader is Kim Jong-Un. He is considered evil. Skinwalkers are considered evil. Kim Jong-Un has three syllables. A triangle has three sides. Yellow is the third color is the rainbow. The gay pride flag is a rainbow. LGBT+ Pride month is in June. June is during summer. Summer is hot. Deserts are also hot. Ojo Amarillo canyon is the the desert region the the United States. The United States is abbreviated to U.S.A. This acronym has three syllables. Skinwalker also has three syllables. Three different three syllable phrases. Three+three is six. Three sixes is 666. The Devil's number. The desert heat can be describe as Hell. Spirits can live in Hell. Spirits are paranormal. Skinwalkers are considered paranormal. Aliens are also considered paranormal. There are theories that aliens built the pyramids because they refuse to believe that ancient people were smart enough to build things and/or they're misinterpreting old images and text. Guess what symbol uses a pyramid? That's right. Illuminati. Hence, I conclude, that skinwalkers are Illuminati confirmed.