The Tales Of Samunthanian

The Story Begins

Once upon a time in the palace held in Chuglum Kingdom there wa-WAIT A MINUTE! Bitch I thought we were gonna do this shit properly!

Yes... That's why I'm starting it properly....

Yeah! But who says you start off the story you fat slut! What are you doing with your life?

Impogen, that's no way to talk to people especially in a story book! They can't see us but they can hear us... Kinda...

Bitch don't speak to me, who the even fuck are you?

It's Johnty...

Oh right! Well still if you start any story like that, I guarantee any reader will wanna slit both their wrists before we get to the second chapter!

IMPOGEN! Don't say stuff like that people will think that you want to kill yourself!

Impogen? IMPOGEN?!

Well... She must have jumped that's great news to all of us ain't it...

HEY GURLS IM BACK! Just went to go grab me some wotsitz y'all I'm not dead...

Oh great-

-wait did he say anything behind my back, hang on I'll just read the conversation over...

Oh god-

-BITCH! I didn't kill mysel-

-see you in the next chap-

-slut get here!

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