Author's Note: Just a little thing I want to make clear. None of you guys have said this but this book is NOT to criticise anyone's style of writing or their plots/stories. This book is just for laughs, not criticising people of their stories. There are Rant Books for that.
Anyways enjoy!
meeting One Direction who are actually vampires.
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im the new girl at school. I have long dark blonde hair and pretty green eyes. my teeth are straight and my name is ellia flair. i go to school where one direction goes!!!!!
(i walk through the classroom door that seemed rusty, brocken, old, mouldy and nibbled on. everyone looks at me.)
teacher: classs this is ellia Flair, new girl . Ellia sit next to Harry and louis
me: okay sir
(i walk to the back where i sit between harry and louis. behind me are three guys called zayn, niall and liam.)
harry: Hi ellia. welcome to our school
me: Thank u harry.
i turn around and see liam with two sharp fangs. but it disappears quickly.
my thoughts: r they vampires? no they r not. vampires r not real.
(harry turns to me)
harry: do u believe in vampires?
(i shake my head)
me: i dont there are no such things as vampires
louis: okay
(i put my hand up to the teacher)
me: sir can i go to the bathroom?
teacher: yes ellia. and please, call me High General Roberto Lusitone. Joking. call me Mr Lusitone
me: okay Mr. Lusti-whateva.
(i walk out of the room)
harry, louis,niall,zayn and liam: can we go to the bathroom Mr Lusitone?
teacher: yes boys.
one direction: thank you sir
(i quickly walk aroun dthe school, looking for a bathroom)
zayn: miss, the bathrooms are this way,
(i smile and thak him. i go to the bathroom and do my stuff. i walk out back to the class room.)
teacher: actually Ellia please sit next to Jacob and Julia
me: okay
(i change seats)
julia: u met the boys? they are one direction!
me: REALLY? OMG I AM SUCH A FANNN!!!!!
(jacob looks ta me)
julia: but they are vampires
jacob: and we are werewolves. which side willu join?
(i look at my hands for no reason)
me: i'll join u guys. i dont like vampires and i LUVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV TWILIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jacob: we r very different u know
(julia nods)
me: oh okay. nvm i will be on your side
julia: thank u!!!!!!!!!!!!
a/n: okay so that was a part of my new story. it is a teaser and how do u like it?
plz give me 10,000 likes and 30 mill reads before i will do the first chap. then i want 20,000 likes on the chapter and 40 mill reads then i will do the next. chapice?
anyways i am also working on a new story called: going to hogwarts and fightig lord voldemort in the epic battle.
you can read that on my profile
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