I'm Not Your Mate ,Werdio

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my babies. I'm new at his so bare with me here.

Diana's pov.

Muffin stuffer! yeah i said muffin stuffer . Anypoo ,dad had sent me to the stupid store to get some truckin milk.Milk!!!!!! i coulndt belive this. Anyways, when i got to piggly wiggly (yes piggly wiggly) i see some guy stalking me. so i walk a little faster. He's comeing closer . Next thing you know, I'm being picked up and throwyn over the guys shoulder. WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING YOU PURPLE RHINO !!!!!! "Purple rhino?" the purple rhino says.YES PURPLE RHINO PUT ME DOWN .i yell. nope, he says .

So now I'm sitting in the back of a car with a blind flold on so i think abot how to make his life a living hell.

1.) kick his sit singing the neves song.

2.) get to where ever and draw on the walls .(if i can find any crayons.

3.)do what i do to all my babysittiers.(yes I'm 17 and i have babysittiers.

this plan should work

I KNOW SONG HAT GETS ON EVERY BODYS NERVES EVERBODYS NERVE EVREY BODY NERVES THAT SONG IS THIS ONE . i sing while kicking his seat .I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVEVRY BODYS NERVES EVE- SHUT UP AND STOP KICKING MY SEAT .HE YELLS . I'M HUNGREY I'M TIRED . I'M BORRRRRRREDDDDD I STAR YELLLING. finally where here .he's mutters . i hear him get out of the truck and open my door. he takes off my blind fold. well butter my biscuits and call me Sally, this house was huggggge .when we got uinside the first question i asked was if i could have some crayons. he sighed and asked . Will it make you shut up .i nodded (no it wouldnt ).he walked into a room.i looked around and planed every where i would draw on.tehee. he came out wih a box with 100 crayons . this is going to get intersting

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