One cold night, an Eric was sleeping. Little did he know that Tai was at his door. When he went to sleep, Tai went in. His army of green midget was ready to carry him away in his bed. They strapped Eric in his bed and carried him away! He then saw Tai's green army with dildos. He then got penetrated from all the sides! Then Tai got him. Then Eric was pulled underground and he was still strapped. He saw three midgets, A white one, black one, and a Mexican one. They were all carrying metal spoons. The white one said "LETS STRAP HIM AND THROW HIM INTO THE FISHTANK." There were goldfishes strapped with dildos there.
Then the black one said to throw him into the arena with the GREEN MIDGETS. They were armed with plastic forks. The Mexican one said to put him into a car so that the deadliest midgets would attack him, the black midgets. They would only attack people in cars so they would have to put him inside of a car. Then from the shadows, an Andrew came out. He decided that he would strap him into a car and let the black midgets attack him from the skies. As they carried the Eric out, a yellow midget started to attack the other midgets. He managed to kill them all with his wooden chopstick. He told Eric to follow him. As he followed him,he went to the vault 17, survivors of the JERRY SISTER CUM INFECTION. There he saw David Chen there. It appeared that he gained powers from surviving the jerry attack. David announced that they would be attacking them soon. As Eric walked around,he met the vault chief, the yellow midget with METAL CHOPSTICKS. Thus Eric walked around, he met the vault chief, the yellow midget with METAL CHOPSTICKS. The chief gave Eric a pair of bamboo chopsticks to defend himself. Eric wondered how David would defend himself and David said just wait. They started to walk toward the midgets. They had an army of Asian midgets behind him.
