James was walking down his hallway when all of the sudden he got a giant boner. His boyfriend was out of town so it's not like he had anyone to fuck to get rid of it. Unless...
James glanced at the potted
Plant in the corner. He felt his boner ache. He couldn't control it anymore. He pounced on the potted plant and undid his pants and pulled them down. He wasn't wearing underwear underneath.
He was about to shove his hard dick into the plant when it screamed out, "No! I'm a virgin!!!!"
James stopped and looked into the plants leaves. He felt sorry for trying to force himself onto the plant. "I'm so sorry!" At that moment he couldn't ignore his feelings for the plant. "Daisuki Plant chan" he whispered into its stem.
He broke up with his boyfriend and married the plant. After the wedding they had passionate sex.
THE END
