Levi x windex

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Yoko: omg! this ship is amazing!! 

Hanji: ok! omg I think Levi would even agree on this!!

Yoko and Hanji: *fangirling*

Levi: what the hell are you guys screaming! , I could here you from the dinning hall!

Yoko: yay! Levi!

Hanji: omg guess what ship we are doing!!

Levi: is it one with the brat?

Yoko: nope guess again!

Levi: I dont know! now can I leave

Hanji: not until you guess!

Levi: fine .... wait it has to do with me doesn't it...

Yoko: yep!

Levi: oh god no! what is it!

Hanji: *whispered*   Wendex 

Levi : what?? did you say Wendex?

Yoko: *smiles*

Levi: well , I need to go....

Yoko: wait do you ship it??

Levi: what the hell thats like asking me if I am in love with windex !

Yoko: that's the point!

Levi: .... *leaves*

Me: I'm going to take that as  a yes !

Hanji: yay!

Yoko : ok so this ship is awesome, it for people who don't ship Levi with anyone, because  if Levi never met Windex he would probably be dead...

Hanji : probably , I bet if we left Levi in a mud puddle for a day he be dead

Yoko: or pass out , then when he wakes up he kills us...................................................................

Hanji and Yoko: ya that be bad....

Hanji: anyway , *ideas* OMG I HAVE THE  BEST IDEA EVER!!

Yoko: what is it?

Hanji: time for the first experiment in the shipping!

YOKO: Hanji you are so smart!!!

Hanji: Yep ok so we need Windex, a drill and the key to Levi office! 

Yoko: I'll get the keys from Erwin , I sure we can make a deal * cracks knuckles*

Hanji: o-ok i-i'll get the w-windex  and drill

 One hour later 0-o

Yoko: *runs to Hanji* I got it!

Hanji: what took you so long

Yoko: that is something no one must know

Hanji: ok......? COME ON, follow me

Hanji and Yoko: * run to levis office*

Yoko: wait not yet * puts ear on door to  see if anyone is in side*  its clear *puts key in and unlocks  it* levi always keeps his door locked when he is not in here but still I wanted to make sure

Hanji: ya so I'll get started on the drilling the hole in the wall so we can look in without him knowing

Yoko: ok *places Windex on table * hopefully this works

Hanji: ok done , I put it right here there is a room on the other side so we can look in also I put to so we can both see

Yoko: awesome now lets go and wait

35 minutes! later

Yoko: look hes here ! 

Hanji: great, project kissu Windex is a go!

Yoko: kissu?

Hanji: just shhhh

Yoko point of view : Levi walked into his office and set down his stuff then he saw the Windex he looked at it for a minute, I swear a saw happiness in his eyes, he looked around and picked it up , he looked around again  'what is he going to do?'  Levi then read the bottle he probably thought it was a trap for me and Hanji, but I put something there Hanji didn't know I put there, I put and note saying "found this in the  hall closet thought you wanted it -Erwin" he looked at the note

Hanji: what is that!

Yoko: don't worry!

Yoko pov : Levi then looked around one more time " thank you Erwin..." he sat down in this chair HUGGING IT!

Yoko: OMG Hanji! * noise bleed*

Hanji: * also nose bleed* omg! this is awesome! this is a win , ok I don't think I can watch more I'll scream from fangirling and he will fine us out 

Yoko: me too

Hanji and Yoko: * go back to shipping room*

Yoko: Omg that was AWESOME  I give this ship a 10/10

Hanji: me too !  that was gold! 10/10!

Yoko: *looks out of the door* OH NO HANJI!

Hanji: WHAT!

Yoko: There is blood leading all the way to where we were!!!

Hanji and Yoko : * scream!!*

Yoko: clean this up now!

Hanji: sorry! guys! we ! have ! to ! go ! bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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