~.Avengers Texts.~

Steve to Natasha

~Captain Homo~ Hey just a little heads up before you see it on the news, Tony told Bruce about you getting shot and uh, he's destroying a small part of downtown new York.

~SneakyWidow~ Tony did what?! I swear to god once my wound heals I'm going to kill him... Do you guys have Bruce back yet?

~Captainhomo~Yeah, Tony went down after I told him to go get him so I'm sure they'll be back soon.

~SneakyWidow~Thanks, I would go down there myself but Clint won't let me leave.>:(

~Captainhomo~Awh, poor you, maybe that's because you ya know, got shot. :' )

~SneakyWidow~Its not that bad.

~Captainhomo~You almost died Nat.

~SneakyWidow~Whatever, alright? Go do something useful and go help your boyfriend get the big man back.

~Captainhomo~You're mean, and he's not my boyfriend. I'm not gay Nat.

~SneakyWidow~Mkay sure baby doll :) just go get my big green monster man.