Angel's POV
I drove Jen back to her house. It was at this point I got a txt from Keith.
Keith: Yo bro about to smash with banna.
Me being the retard I am
Angel: My maaaaannn. (Txting and driving dont do that)
Keith: I'm going to her house.
Angel: nice duuuuuude
Keith: ye. Gigity
Angel: make sure her dad doesnt get home early.
Keith: He is in california. He is gonna get home late at night.
(Oh ya. It is morning now)
Angel: okay then, make sure you got a condom.
Keith: I ain't about that life
Angel: dont say i didnt warn you.
Keith's POV
I was driving to Banna's house, I was so excited, it was gonna be my first time. But after watching so much ____ I think I know what to do.
I arrived at her door, okay Keith you got this. I thought my self. I knocked on the door and guess who answered. Yup, Banna, guess what she was wearing, yup you guessed it. NOTHING. She pulled me into the house and then into her room.
4 hours later
We laid there in bed. Just thinking. Not sure what she was thinking but I know what i was.
I smashed. I smashed. I destroyed it. I destroyed it. I messed wit it. I messed wit it. I got the PUH.
We heard the front door unlocking.
"I'm here sweety." Her dad said
"Oh shit" she whispered to me.
I texted Angel for help.
Keith: Help yo boy
Angel: what do you mean
Keith: her dad got home early
Angel: told you. So what do you want
Keith: what do i do
Angel: smash and dash
Keith: what
Angel: kiss her and get the FUCK OUT OF THERE.
Keith: but the door is down stairs.
Angel: JUMP OUT OF THE GOD DAMN WINDOW
Keith: BUT IT IS TO HIGH UP FOR ME
Angel: DO YOU WANT TO DIE OR SMASH AGAIN
Keith:smash
Angel: THEN JUMP OUT OF THE GOD DAMN WINDOW
Keith: OKAY
I kissed banna and jumped out the window and rolled when hit the ground. I ran to my car and got out of there.
Plz dont report me
I'm so sorry XxBunnie_PancakesxX
Plz dont hate me
You prob already do
Meh
Keivannah ftw
