Hey guys! So I was about to write a chapter in my book and when I saw the reads
This happened:
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Me: Saturday, time to write a new chapter *sees 5k reads* *wide eyes* uhh.....Hey Mike
Mike: Yo
Me: *shows Mike IPad* can you tell me what you see
Mike: Your book get 5k reads
Me: I'm sorry wha? I think I'm going deaf. Hey Rick
Rick: Sup?
Me: Am I hearing this right? Cause I thought I heard Mike say that my book got 5k reads
Rick: *looks at IPad* Oh, cause you actually did
Chad: Hi guys, what going on?
Me: Chad, be perfectly honest with me, okay?
Chad: *nods*
Me: *show IPad* what do you see?
Chad: *reads everything* "School of Magic (Aphmau's High School Life). It has 5k+ reads"
Me: *not moving or breathing or blinking*
Rick: Um.... Jay?
Mike: *waves hand in front of Jay* Jay, ya there?
Chad: Guys, she's not moving like, at all
Me: *suddenly jumps up and down screaming* YAWHOOOOO!!!!! BUYA BABY!!! I CANT FLIPPING BELIEVE IT!!! I THOUGHT I COULD NEVER GET THERE!!! YOU LOSERS OWE ME A FLIPPING PIZZA!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *does a back flip and actually does it (true story)* IM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
The guys: *backs away slowly and runs out the room*
And if you're asking, yes I was so happy that I did an ACTUAL back flip and landed not on my face but on my knees. Not the most graceful landings but whatever
I just want to say thank you for you support
Now I'm not gonna do that sappy speech, instead I'll give all of you cookies, ice cream, candy and cake
If you're asking why there's no chocolate, it because-
Rick: she ate them all
Mike: She literally shoved an entire chocolate bar in her mouth
Chad: and now she's got tonsillitis
*sigh* ya...... But I'm still happy that I got 5k reads