1. A person in possession of a four-leaf clover is able to thwart all sinister influences.
2. To avoid serious illness keep an onion in your pocket.
3. If a boy gives a girl an orange, her love for him will multiply.
4. The feet of ghosts never touch the ground.
5. Rain in December brings with an unforeseen funeral.
6. To disappear into thin air: cut off three feet of blond curls and shove remaining hair into a black skullcap. Keep tattoo tucked away where no one can see it. Wear only oversized hoodies, oversized jeans and sneakers. Stay Quiet.
7. Always walk right foot first to avert calamity, which comes at you from the left.
8. Some visitors from the beyond return with their feet on backward.
9. If you're in need of divine help,open a jar in a place of worship and close it upon leaving.
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Grandma Sweetwine's Bible
OverigGrandma Sweetwine (in the "I'll give you the sun" written by "Jandy Nelson) gifts her 13 years old grand daughter her own written Bible full of worldly superstitious calling it "The Sweetwine Gift Of Intuitions." Later when Jude is 16 she takes all...
