Good morning! Know what you call a really expensive shoe? A cashew. Love you. Xoxo
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My Father's Texts
HumorHello my Beautiful Turtles! I get a text each morning from my Dad, he doesn't live with me. I do not reply to them, neither do I have any use for them. However, as internet trash, you guys might. Every day, he sends me a horrifically bad joke and I...
Tuesday, 2:56am
Good morning! Know what you call a really expensive shoe? A cashew. Love you. Xoxo
