1| DONT PHONE AND DRIVE

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Crash! Deadpool a.k.a Wade Wilson was driving at 32 mph on the golden gate bridge. Overtaking every person he could. It was the 12th of March and was the annual "Gathering of superheroes" and as usual he was late.
"Shit, move out of the way son of a bitch" wade said whilst putting his middle finger up a passing driver. He heard his phone ringing. He had the latest iPhone 6s but it was cracked, stained and had skid marks.
On the phone it said RICH BOY CALLING "Rich boy" was wades nickname for Tony Stark a.k.a iron man. Whilst turning the steering wheel he answered the phone saying, "Hey baby how's it going?" Tony signed and replied, "Wade, seriously I've got Wolverine behind me and he's getting angry fast!" Wade was driving he looked at his phone for a second and said, "I Dont have a fancy iron man suit, I had to steal a fucking car of a..." He was interrupted by a car which he crashed into. Wade (holding his phone) wasn't wearing his seatbelt so went flying through the front window falling onto the back window of the red car he crashed into.
He raised his arm and saw that it has snapped the battery had fell out. "Shit, Starks gonna be pissed." As he said that he saw a cop come over on a motor bike. Wade grinned inside of his mask, he picked himself up. He walked round to the boot of the car he stole and got his swords guns and Dora the explorer backpack.
He then said to the cop on the bike, "Yo police man I'm going to need to have your bike." The cop shuck his head and pulled his pistol out and aimed it at Deadpool heart. "Come one step closer and your dead, you masked clown." Wade replied, "No need to be rude." He steeped towards the cop. The cop shot 3 times, it went strait through him he just carried on. The cop got of and ran away. Wade laughed got on the motorbike, heading for the Super Centre!
Super Centre - The place they hold the Gathering Of Superheroes

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