"First of All, Bitch..." : A Collection of a Black Girl's Rants and Advice

My Bitch Ass Senior Class: Part I

Let's get fucking started, shall we?

So, I'm a graduating senior this year (comment if you are as well 😊). My senior class, however, is the epitome of stupidity. The worst class to ever pass our high school. Just trash af. When I tell you we can't do shit right....OR AS A FUCKING CLASS.

Last week we went to our grad groups (a monthly thing that every grade level goes to just to make sure we're on track with credits and [for seniors] graduation and/or graduation-related things). We had to vote on the class quote/motto, the class song, the class flower, and the class color(s).

Most of the mottos were okay until you got to the last one: "you only live once, but if you live your life right, once is enough."

I cannot tell you how many classes before us have used this exact same, cliché, dumbass quote. Even the class of 2015 used this damn quote! CAN WE BE ORIGINAL???

I said, "Okay, calm down. Maybe the songs will be alright." Bitch, WRONG.
THESE MUHFUCKAS DONE WENT AND PUT "ALL IN THIS TOGETHER" ON THE DAMN LIST. Yes, from fucking "High School Musical."

On the outside, I'm like:

You know, there were teachers and shit in the room.
But, my nigga, ON THE INSIDE:

Who in their right mind wants to walk off the field, hearing "WE'RE ALL THIS TOGETHER! ONCE WE KNOW THAT WE ARE, WE'RE ALL STARS, AND WE SEE THAT!"????? YOU GOT ME FUCKED UP, DOWN, LEFT, AND RIGHT.

We get to the damn class flower and the class colors, and these children are hollering out orange tiger lillies and gold.......

OUR FUCKING SCHOOL COLORS ARE RED, WHITE, AND BLUE. WOULD IT NOT MAKE SENSE FOR THOSE TO BE THE CLASS COLORS, MY NIGGA?!
Orange and gold.....

FUCKING ORANGE AND GOLD............

You know what.... Imma just switch schools, fuck this shit.