Rouge's Farting Problem

Chapter 3

Rouge The Bat was searching in a nearby set of bushes for one of the many jewels. Shadow The Hedgehog folded his arms as he looked above, seeing white puffy clouds appearing in the clear blue sky. Rouge paused briefly as she placed her hands on her butt cheeks, farting loudly as she sighed in relief, much to Shadow's disgust.

"Oh how I love making big farts! They make me feel more womanly!" Rouge admitted as she giggled, holding several jewels as she placed them in her heart-shaped metallic bra, moving towards Shadow as she leant towards him. "You know how raunchy I can get when I get down and dirty." She winked as she glanced at her butt, farting loudly again, causing several Flickies nearby to flee for their dear lives.

Shadow groaned as he slapped himself in the forehead with his left hand, staring blankly at Rouge. "Listen, Rouge. No one is going to take you seriously if you keep farting like that. Don't you know why-"

Shadow was unable to finish, as Rouge grabbed the black hedgehog and stuffed his face into her big butt, farting loudly, which was even worse as it actually smelled bad this time. Shadow pulled his face out, kicking Rouge in the ass as he stuck his tongue in disgust, wiping his face with a clean napkin he pulled out of nowhere as he spat in disgust.

"Idiot! Why did you do that!?" Shadow growled as he pointed at Rouge, exclaimingat the top of his deep pitched lungs, "You know how much I hate being reduced to smelling bad odors?"

Rouge smiled as she shrugged, letting another earth shattering fart go as she simply shook her head. "It's not my fault that being sexy makes me gassy by default." She continued explaining as she turned around, heading deeper into the tropical jungle foliage as she farted while speaking, her butt being musical, "Most cute or sexy girls nowadays seem to fart loudly. You can't blame them, it just makes them- and me- more appealing."

Shadow sighed as he closed his eyes, muttering to himself as he followed Rouge, albiet from a safe distance away from her gassy ass, "I may be an ass man, but when I'm subjected to a fart, I back out. Especially in cases like this..."