DBZ X-Readers

Frieza x Reader Pt. 22 'Person Parent'

  Author's Note: Fluff and stuff. I guess OOC too.

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"Eeee-aaaaa."

"What's that?" You were sitting in one of the courtyards with the sun pleasantly holding its midday position and holding Algid, while Kuriza sat nearby.

"Eeee-aaaa."

"I think he's trying to say my name," Kuriza said. "Don't try too hard. You'll get mad."

"Ee-AA!"

"I told you."

"Alright, now," you said, looking to Kuriza. "Read the page again."

"I don't think he likes this story," came the reply, "He wants to hear about you and papa."

"Did he tell you that?"

Kuriza went quiet for a minute before saying, "I want to hear about you too."

"It's not much of a story, though," you said, "And besides, I think your father would rather tell that story."

"Yeah..." He looked up at that, across the courtyard where a few Arcosians stood watching you while failing miserably at trying to not look like they were. "What do they want?"

"I don't know," you replied, shrugging.

There was a pause as the group approached. There were three, a tall red one with blue biogems, a green one with black biogems, and the third was a nearly-orange yellow with red biogems.

The red one was the first to speak. "Where is his nanny?"

"He doesn't have one."

"No nanny?" the green one said, "How can you stand it?"

The third spoke up at this moment, "She wasn't brought up like us."

"You're right," you said, as Kuriza moved a bit closer to you, "I'm sure you already know about me, of course."

"The King used to rant about you," the third one laughed, "About this uppity little monkey that dared to look twice at his precious little prince...I guess the tables turned on him rather quickly."

"It's his own fault," the red one added, "When you give a child everything he asks for and then some, he gets used to getting everything."

"Is that not common with your people?"

"Within reason, usually. Frieza was certainly a special case, though."

"He was?" you glanced down at Kuriza, who seemed to have Algid's full attention, despite not saying a word.

"He nearly killed his mother and himself during the birth."

"Really..."

The green one piped up. "Came out kicking and screaming, as they say. It's not very often a strong child like him comes along...the running joke is that he took personal offense to being ejected from a comfortable place, and decided to give her what-for."

They all laughed, but you felt unable to join in.

"The King loved children, though, and knowing this would likely be his last...through his wife, at any rate...he made the best of it."

"That's funny, I heard he wasn't that good a father."

"Perhaps not from your point of view," the third one said, "But he had a kingdom to run, you know. He spoiled Frieza with gods only know how many toys, and gifts, and the best tutors money could buy, and..."