Grey's Redemption

Webshow

- Place we crashed into looked like a TV studio. I guessed those four kids were making some kind of web comedy show. I thought that because the fattest of them was wearing bikini and swimming in pool filled with spaghetti.
- Are you Christian Grey that famous billionaire from Seattle. - one of girls said - I'm Carly Shay this Carly from iCarly. I'm glad that you participate but you didn't have to break in through the wall.
-Wait. - it reminded me something. - You said that you are Carly Shay.Do you know Steven Shay?
- Yes he's my dad. - she replied - Why are you asking?
- Because he had shot us down, so we crashed into your home.
- Carly dad called that dangerous terrorists have just...err, hello – tall, skinny guy entered.
- Stand back Spencer. I'll deal with that terrorist scums myself – she said as Han, Chewie and Ana get out of Falcon.
She took sock filled with butter out of her pocked and punched me into balls. Awww, that hurt.I force pressed her to the wall. At that moment Navy Seals broke into. And our friend Colonel Shay with them.
- Here there are. –he said. - Shoot to kill. You two evac the civilians. Blonde girl whohad just kicked my balls now resisted but they managed to take her out. I turned on my lightsaber.
- I'm taking them. - I jumped and cut their rifles to pieces. They tried hand to hand fight so I took Colonel hostage.
- Stand back and listen what I have to say. - I started discussion – We're not terrorists. We are trying to prevent Darth Plagueis from taking control over the Earth.
- We heard that you killed two police officers and tried to kill choke your girlfriend Elena, who by the way, is way older than you. - Shay replied. If only he had known how old she really was. - Plus you have blown up skyscraper and 10000 people around it.
- They were Elena's slaves. She is Darth Plagueis and I haven't tried to kill her or him yet. - I replied. - I will need help with him, because he is powerful Force user.
- Who you think is going to believe in that fairytale? - Colonel asked.
- Me. - said someone who looked like ghost of my clone with scar on his right eye, wearing a bathrobe, who appeared from nowhere.