There's this new character that I really hate,
He certainly doesn't treat Killian like a mate.
In fact, the two don't even have a bromance.
Hades is ruining Killian and Emma's romance.
I really dislike his fiery hair.
The fact that it's blue gives it even less flare.
If he was reading this, I'd be in trouble,
He'd probably lock me up in some kind of bubble.
If he was real, a hero I'd need.
It'd probably be Herc and Meg writing in from Olympus on their steed.
I know he doesn't exist, I really do,
But what I hate even more, if that if he was, he'd probably lock all the oncers up in a zoo!
At least at the zoo I might have some cats,
I would feel sorry for the cats, but at least we'd get to sleep on comfy pink mats.
