Me,myself and I

My crush

Actually, guys, the reason I keep telling you all I'm not a fan of tfboys anymore, is because:

GUYS!TFBOYS ARE MY EX-IDOLS!

THEY'RE NOT MY CRUSHES!

I HAVE MY OWN CRUSH!

And to Denise, Beryl, June, and every single one of my primary school friends,

I'M NOT INTERESTED IN K. W. L!

I have my own crush that meets my requirements:

1.Older than me, ☑

2.Taller than me,☑

3.Smarter than me,☑

4.Knows me,☑

5.Talked to me quite a bunch of times before,☑

6.Helped me in emergencies before,☑

7.Does not have a girlfriend,☑

8.Has quite a cute face, but not too cute(or else his female admirers are gonna get jealous),☑

9.Has the personality I expected in a boy like him,☑

10.Isn't a moron when being challenged,☑

11.Brave(but not too brave, or else he'll even resort to kill you),☑

12.Has quite a taste in style,☑

13.Has a fit figure,☑

And, last but not least,

14.Knows my name, age, hobby and the things I can expose to the public,☑

So sorry, I can't reveal his name... but now, as I wrote this, I'm thinking of my mom's reaction when she sees this.... shit.

The BEST  thing about my crush is that he's my brother's friend.

The WORST thing about my crush is that he's my brother's GOOD friend.

BEST:I can get to meet him once on a while when my brother invites him to his birthday party.

WORST:My brother will find out sooner or later that I liked my crush, so out goes the news from my dear brother's big mouth.

*Sigh*

*face-palm*

*rolls eyes*

Well, I wanna run away to France.

*Runs away from home*

*Catches a direct flight to Paris*

*Settles with friends*

*Changes name and surname to Britney de Louisé*

*Learns French*

*Visits the Eiffel tower(tower de Eiffel in French)*

*Stays there until search forces from Malaysia came to Paris*

*Reluctantly returns to Malaysia*

*Getting slapped*

Okay, okay, things like that wouldn't really happen. It's just a joke.

-Lil' Scar

P.S:Guys, help me choose an icon for pairing with my signature! Thx!And the icon with most votes win!Lemme help you all decide, I can't make a decision all by myself, you know?

♍:Virgo, my horoscope

:Electric guitar, my favourite musical instrument

:Heart of diamond=strong heart

:Shimmering heart=lovely soul

:Galaxy=eternal shine in life

:Diamond=Very sparkly

:Crown=Very delicate

:Converse low-cut sneakers:my favourite brand of shoes

:Wolf,My favourite wild carnivorous animal

:Panda,My favourite wild animal

:Rilakuma/Line bear,My favourite cartoon bear

:Koala,the cuteness in my soul

:Eiffel tower,Symbolizes one of the heavens(to me)in the Earth

⚓:Anchor,For my dear heaven, the ships

❄:Snowflakes,Symbolizes my icy cold attitude

:Basketball,My favourite sport

:Music,One of my hobbies

HURRY UP AND VOTE!I DON'T HAVE ALL CENTURY!