Dear Edward,
Thanks a lot...
Sincerly,
Guys Everywhere
Thanks to twilight, now if a certain boys seems to ignore me, it's only because he's a vampire and he's polite enough to try to resist my blood
How to Tease Edward Cullen?
Picture yourself naked
Edward Cullen: bringing sexy back since 1901
Boy: You know vampires aren't real, right?
Girl: Well fake boobs aren't real but you still like to look at those!
RAwr!! (It means I Love You in Werewolf)
Dammit!! I'm in love with a fictional character
Cause every girl looks at her boyfriend in the sun
and thinks to herself "Sparkle you fool, sparkle!"
If santa was smart, he's already started mass producing clones of Edward Cullen
Tips for guys trying to find a girlfriend:
1) Read Twilight saga
2) Watch twilight movies
3) In every real life situation think, "What would Edward do?"
You never know who you'll meet in Biology
I follow silver Volvos... just in case Edward is driving
I have OCD... Obsessive Cullen Disorder
I read Twilight, and now i am not ashamed of my inability to tan
Emmett Cullen - Stronger than you since 1915
We rate boys on a scale of one to Robert Pattinson
Metro Station lied! Edward Cullen will be 17 forever
Whenever i hear thunder... i wonder if vampires are playing baseball
Warning! Twilight may cause:
1) Loss of sleep
2) Delay in assignments
3) Obsession with vampires
My irrisistable blood smell brings all the Vamps to da yard,
damn right! it's better than yours, damn right!
Forget Prince Charming on a noble steed
I want a vampire with a Volvo
Alice Cullen: Trust Me, It'll happen
Renesmee, Jacob made out with your mom. Twice
I feel we need to go on a long over due road trip to Forks, Washington.
I kissed a vamp and i liked it, hope the volturi don't mind it
He moves quickly
He doesn't kill
He Sparkles
Face It:
Edward's not a vampire
He'sa fairy
Save a Volvo, Ride a Vampire
I'm not easily distracted. I... Hey! Is that guy sparkling!?
If the biggest freak in school is stalking you, confessing
his undying love and telling you how hard it is to stop
himself from sucking your blood... You should probably call the cops
Book Quotes:
If I could dream, I'd dream about you
...yeah, it's an off day when I don't get someone
telling me how edible i smell."
Of all the things about me that frighten you, you worry about my driving?
Why am i covered in feathers?
I bit a pillow... or two
Does me being half naked bother you?
I hate driving slow
You're exactly my brand of heroin - Edward Cullen
Movie Quotes:
Did you get contacts or something?
No... uhh, its the fluorescence... umm, gotta go
LaPush Baby! LaPush!
I Had an adrenaline rush, it's very common, you can google it
Everyone's staring
No, not that guy, oh wait, he looked
yes, no, to get to the other side, 1,772
