Disclaimer: Okay I do not do disclaimers, at all. Because I think they are a complete waste of time. But, I want to tell you Minions that I do take Harry Potter Seriously, I really do. But this is going to be extremely idiotic in the sense of how I portray these characters. I am sorry for any emotional destruction I might cause, and hope you don't sue me. Now lets continue:
So when left off, our intoxicated group of college students fell down the portal....of Harry Potter. Now, this meant they were a lot of things:
1. They were de-aged. Back to teenagers, they were. Just when they thought puberty was over...God Dammit!
2. They were magic-Hooray!
3. They time traveled to separate eras.
Now we got that all figured out, let's get to the sorting:
Tricia Brooks: Yeah.....you can be in Hufflepuff. I'm not even going to even try with you. I already know.
Sapphire Sears: Oooh a Slyther Slyther. OH MY GOD THEY HAVE THE BEST FUCKING PARTIES!
Abby Merly: Youre brave.......you can can be a lion (rawr)
Rachel White: So, I am extremely lazy and dont want to do shit. So.....RAVENCLAW!
Spencer Bennight: You have glasses.....then therefore you are a nerd. So go to Ravenclaw. Oh and nice choice in music: Killers is BAE
Brian Maughn: OH MY GOD! YOU ARE A FUCKING GRYFFINFOR! IN-FUCKING-SANE
Maddie Jarman- Dude. Bruh. Slytherin will totaly suit you, Man.
Brooklyn Hellem-Do you know that Jarman chick? Because you guys are going to be BFF'S (cue the hilariously steriotypical gay voice) IN SLYTHERIN!!
Forrest O'melli- Gryffindor. Because you are going to have a.....special connection...to one of your house mates (evily laughing)
Lawson Terwilliger- GAH! SLYTHERIN! GO! NOW!
Mateo Betingford- Another nerd! A rather cute one! (Cue gay voice) You can go be with that cutie patootie Spencer Benight in Ravenclaw and read Avengers comics (Hint, hint)
Jakeb Hoyle- Wow. Another Hufflepuff. Wooh. (Unethusiasm was intended there)
Gabe Howe- Your first name starts with a G. So does gryffindor. GABE THE GRYFFINDOR! FIVE POINTS TO SORTING HAT!
Taylor Hines- You look like a Hufflepuff. You can be in Hufflepuff :)
Abby Galivez- OH MY GOSH! SLYTHERIN!
Mary Murphy- You can be a snake. Because snakes are cool :)
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The Harry Potter Ship Train (Choo Choo)
HumorA portal is made in the after math of a simple get together with friends. Sit down and fasten your seatbelts because its gonna be one hell of a ride!
