"Update!!!"
"Please Update!!!"
*a few days later*
"UPDATE NOW!"
*All up in the inbox like*
"Update or die."
"How lazy can you be?! Please update!"
"Seriously, it's been two weeks since you've updated I'm losing faith in this book."
Note, there's a difference between the nice desperate readers and the crazy desperate readers.
Nice desperate:
"Omg I can't get enough of this book! Hope you update soon!"
Crazy desperate:
"HOW MANY F**KIN' YEARS DO I HAVE TO WAIT TO GET AN UPDATE MAN! HURRY THE HELL UP AND GIVE THE READERS WHAT THEY WAAAAAANT!!!"
See the difference?
