Strange things in my head

Fat Man

Once there was a guy who really liked food.

So one night he was getting dinner and there was only a single piece of bacon on the dinner table.

He said, "What the actual frick?! I cant just eat this for dinner!"

So he ate the bacon and looked in the fridge.

in the fridge there was a plate. It had one cupcake and one oreo. There was also a note on the plate that said EAT ONE

he ignored the sign and ate both desserts.

He then searched the cabinets to find more food. He found a can of fruit and a can of beans.

Next to the cans was a sign that said EAT ONE

he ignored the sign again and took both cans of food and ate them.

There was no more food left in his house so he went to the neighbor's house and asked if he could have some food. The neighbors were kind enough to let him go in their kitchen and take whatever food he wanted.

Their kitchen was almost as empty as his own.

He looked in the fridge.

There was a plate with Jelly and a bowl with corn. There was also a sign that said EAT ONE.

He took both food items and ate them.

He then went back home and got ready to go to bed.

As he was brushing his teeth he puked out all the food he had eaten that night.

He felt too sick to move after he was done vomiting.

He lay on the floor in the bathroom and stayed there until he could find the strength to get up.

He heard a loud noise coming from the kitchen.

He dragged himself to the kitchen but saw that no one was there. But on the counter was a knife and a gun. next to them was a note that said CHOOSE ONE

he chose the knife. Then his mother came in the doorway and stabbed him 37 times in the chest and said "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR EATING ALL MY FOOD!"

The End

Jakob Blue~

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