Donald Trump erotica

Untitled Part 1

I had just got home from the hospital. I had been diagnosed with a rectal prolapse.

The doctor had instructed me "Don't insert foreign objects into you butthole for another 69 weeks."

I wasn't going to listen to him. He wasn't my mum and he couldn't tell me what to do. I wasn't going to give up my sexy fun time with an electric toothbrush and a picture of Donald Trump for something as trivial as a rectal prolapse.

"Remember what the doctor said!" said my mother as I went into my room. "No more electric toothbrushes!"

"Shut the fuck up, you stupid whore!" I screamed at her.

She was such a hypocrite, I knew she had similar intentions to me except it involved a cactus and Bernie Sanders' left nipple. I slammed my door shut. My mother was such a bitch and she didn't understand me. She didn't understand how much I wanted Donald Trump's 2 inch destroyer deep in my anal cavity.

I decided to pray to Donald Trump to quell the rage in my heart. I made my way over to his shrine which .

"My lord, Donald Trump..." I said while cramming 69 of the onions into my mouth "Bless me with your presence and bless my anus with your succulent, pulsating meat."

I swallowed the onions and closed my eyes, hoping that my prayers would be answered. I heard a sudden CRASH behind me. Could it be? I turned around abruptly.

It wasn't him. However, it was the best possible alternative. It was the mighty ogre lord, Shrek. I lunged at him, offering him my anus as if it were a sacrifice to a god.

"I bet you were expecting Donald Trump, eh laddie?" said Shrek in his beautiful Scottish accent.

"I was," I said, smirking. "However, I'm fine with you instead."

"Tell me, laddie," said Shrek, approaching me "On a scale of 1 to 10, how much does Donald Trump mean to you?"

"69, of course!" I declared.

"I see..." said Shrek, grinning wickedly at me.

He pulled out his monstrous throbbing meat. I gasped. There was enough meat there to turn a cannibal vegetarian.

"Oh my..." I murmured, admiring his length.

I looked up. Shrek had suddenly turned into Donald Trump, however his cock remained as thick and green as ever.

"Senpai!" I screamed. "Unvirgin me! Unvirgin me right now!"

"If you insist." said Donald Trump with a devilish grin.

He rammed his cock right into my ass. It was as thick as a tree trunk and I could feel my ass tearing into two. After several minutes of this, I couldn't take the pain anymore and passed out. When I woke up, I was back in the hospital with a ruptured anus. My anus might have been ruptured but my heart was intact and whole as I remembered my previous encounter with Donald Trump.