All the other emojis are so less basic. I'm just a smiley face, the MOST BASIC emoji of all. It's like all the basic emojis are first. And I am the very first one everyone looks at. In fact I'm so basic some people stopped using me. I would rather be one of the foods. They are way cooler than us smiley faces.
Even though you're supposed to be happy and accept who you are, I can't really accept myself if I don't like myself. I'm just so BASIC.