✨ Queen One Shots & Imagines ✨

"Rogerina's Girlfriend"

Hey everyone! I don't even want to explain this one tbh. It's kinda self explanatory what it's about just by the title lmao (I think??? 😂)
Basically this a one shot about you dating Roger (or should I say "Rogerina"...😏)
Hope you guys like it! 💜

"You're going to flip when you see this crazy bunch," Mary said to you as both of you walked towards the scene of the music video.
"Especially when you see Roger," she added with a giggle.
"Oh goodness.. What have they gotten into now?" You asked after you let out a playful sigh.
"Let's just say it involves wigs and dresses."
"Oh dear God.." You mouthed as Mary opened the door, revealing Freddie, John, and Brian dressed in full on glamorous drag. (Well, John was more like a grandma, and Brian looked more like a typical mom with curlers in his hair and outlandish bunny slippers.)

"Why hello darlings!" Freddie exclaimed as he lifted up his shirt and exposed his fake plastic boobs.
"Freddie!" You yelled between your giggles. Mary rolled her eyes playfully.
"He's been doing that nearly all day," She said as she put her head in her hands and chuckled.
"Don't be jealous of my tits, dear." Freddie said, causing Mary to give him a playful slap on the arm.
You laughed and waved at Brian and John as they walked over to give you a hug.

"You two look glamorous!" You said in a stereotypical 16 year old girl voice.
"Don't we, though?" Brian responded with a smile.
"I look the best!" Freddie said with a grin.
"Yeah, but who's the one who wrote the song and came up with this great idea of dressing in drag?" John implied, jokingly.
Freddie and Brian moaned and rolled their eyes.
"And to think I have to be the old saggy grandma in this video when I came up with all of this!" John exclaimed, making you laugh.

"So, um.. Where's Roger?" You asked, looking around the room for your boyfriend.
"Oh, you mean Rogerina?" Freddie asked, flashing a grin at you.
You laughed so hard at Freddie's comment that you ended up snorting.
"Roger what!?!" You managed to say between your ongoing fits of laughter.
"Roger get out of the bathroom! [Your name's] here for bloody sakes! Don't keep her waiting!" Brian yelled.
"Beauty takes time!" Roger yelled back.
"I'm afraid your boyfriend has turned into a woman," Brian said, raising an eyebrow as he turned to face you.
You chuckled and shook your head.
"Come on out Rogerina!" John beckoned.
"Oh, hush! All of you! No need to be-"
Roger's words were cut off when he saw your reaction to his "oh so feminine" appearance.

"Didn't your mum tell you it's not nice to stare!?" Roger asked you with a smile.
You covered your giggles with your hand and eventually found the words to say.
"I don't think this is my Roger," You said to the others as you looked him up and down.
"Believe it or not, it's me! Just even more fabulous, dear!" Roger said as he pursed his lips into what is now known as the notorious "duck face."
You shook your head and giggled.

"Is that my skirt?" You asked, pointing at the black mini skirt Roger was wearing.
"Oh, yeah! Hope you don't mind. You just have such great fashion sense, I couldn't resist." He replied with a wink.
"Oh, I'm going to vomit!" Freddie said, completely over Roger's flirting.
You looked back at Mary and the two of you giggled and shook your heads.
"You all are something else!" You said with a grin before giving Roger a kiss on the cheek.

Throughout the filming of the video, Freddie traded his fake boobs for a bra (after he agreed that plastic boobs might be too risqué), and John continued to look like he was over the fact that he got the role of "old saggy grandma."
Brian wanted his bunny slippers in every shot, and Roger... Oh, Roger. While you watched him from behind the camera, you couldn't help but notice how he was almost more feminine looking than you!

"I think this is good," the director said after you all watched clips from the day's filming session.
"Don't you like the part where I walk through the doorway the best?"' Freddie asked everyone.
"Are you kidding? That's my favorite part," the director said with a chuckle.
Freddie flashed a toothy smile and got up to leave with Mary.
"We've got to get going! Can't leave Delilah and the others by themselves for too long!"
You giggled at the mention of Freddie's motherly love he showed for his cats.
"I need to get going as well." Brian said.
"But not because I have cats, because I have actual living children." Brian stated, rolling his eyes at Freddie.
"My cats are my children Brian and you know that!"
All Brian could do was chuckle and wave goodbye to everyone.
Eventually everyone cleared out except you, Roger, and the director.

"What was your favorite part of the vid, hun?" Roger asked you, grinning like a little kid.
"Oh, I loved the whole thing!"
"You didn't answer my question!"
"Well..."
Roger lifted an eyebrow at you, obviously waiting for you to say something along the limes of "Aww Roger, of course you were the best part of the video!"

"I loved when you turned around and smiled into the camera. That was cute babe," you said with a smile.
Roger tossed his fake hair over his shoulder and blew a kiss at you.
"Oh my goodness Rog.." You said, rolling your eyes.
"What!? I thought I was cute!" He said as he tackled you with a big hug and kissed your cheek.
"You are cute you dork!" You said to him, ruffling his fake wig.
"Oh, love is in the air!" The director exclaimed before walking out of the room, which caused you and Roger to giggle to yourselves.

"Isn't that thing rather hot?" You asked him, pointing at the wig.
"Yes, but beauty is pain, dear." He said with a smile.
"You're so silly! Take that thing off!" You said in between your giggling.
"Your sure you don't like it? I think it's rather fitting!" Roger said between his chuckles.
"Give me that!" You yelled, trying to rip it off of his head.
"Never!! You don't have the ba-"
Roger's words were cut off when the two of you noticed that Roger's body guard had entered the room.

"Eh- I'm sorry to interrupt.." He said, looking slightly confused at the sight in front of him.
Roger blushed and quickly tore off the wig.

"Just trying different hairstyles!" He joked, trying to laugh off his slight embarrassment.
"Right.. Of course... Well, I'm afraid we've got to get going. The fans just keep coming. I think we should get out of here before they nearly swarm us!" The bodygaurd told Roger.
"Yeah.. You're probably right.." Roger said, trying his best to hide his blushed cheeks from you.

With that the bodygaurd left and you couldn't help but laugh your head off.
"Just trying different hairstyles," you joked, cracking up as you immitated Roger's voice.
"Oh, hush will you!?" Roger yelled jokingly.
"I didn't know what else to say! He just barged right on in without even knocking!" Roger complained.
"I thought you found the wig rather fitting, Rog. Why on Earth did you rip it off your head so fast when he walked in?"
Roger laughed and shot you the bird.

"Oh, you're going to get it tonight.." Roger said with a smirk, referring to what he would be doing to you in the bedroom that night.
"Alright big shot, hand me my skirt," You said, pointing at the skirt Roger "borrowed" from you.
Roger bit his lip and grinned at you as he picked up the skirt.
"There you are, dear. Better watch out - if the press catches me in that they might say I wore it better than you." He said with a wink.
You rolled your eyes and laughed.

"Yeah, I'm sure everyone would agree that you wore my skirt better than me, Rog. Especially when they see your wanker ready to pop out at any given moment!"
Roger let out a loud laugh and smacked you on your bum.
"Nothing wrong with that!" He said as the two of you walked out of the building hand in hand.