Y U NO DATE ME JASON

28 1 4
                                    

MINECRAFT UNIVERSE

Y

MUST

YOU

BE

SO

HAWT

LIKE THE SUN IS FUCKIN JELLY

I WANT MY MINIONS TO GO AND CAPTURE HIM AND BRING HIM TO ME.

GO

NOW

MY UGLY ASS MINION

I WILL GRANT YOU EXTERNAL BEAUTY. OR WHATEVER

I'LL GIVE YOU PRIZZA

OR

ANYTHING

JUST LEAVE HIM IN MY BASEMENT TIED UP TO MY BED POST OR SOMETHING

OKAY

BAI.

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