So I have been floating around for days with nothing except a dead rat I found in the cupboard. That's what the label said, at least.
I have no idea what that it.
Oh wait. Is that... is that?
Is that a Light Freighter? IS IT?
Okay it is. That was just an asteroid.
But this escape pod has to land somewhere, right?
I hope it's not Alderaan. I heard there's nothing left.
Perhaps I should look up on the galaxy on my Wookiecomputer.
Oh wait!!! What is THAT?
IS THAT A LIGHT FREIGHTER????
i hope it is
IT IS!!!
but isn't this a little too early for Han to appear?
Maybe not.
Come to think of it, I've been on this escape pod for years.
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Chewbacca the walking rug: A memoir
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