taehyung; you gave taehyung the mission to put makeup on you, and he would be the one that messes up your face on purpose
you: baby that is not highlighter
taehyung: i know
you: then why are you- ?/)/!:$:$:$:!-@&/9
taehyung: kim taehyung the artist works in silence and whatever he makes shall be a masterpiece
you: ok just please dont talk in third person aND OH MY GOD DO NOT POKE MY EYEBALL OUT WITH THE EYELINER
jimin; you're jimin's arms, and you're just stuffing food into his mouth
jimin: but i'll gain weight.... .. .....
you: stop complaining about your weight and eAT
jimin: but- *chunk of chicken is shoved into his mouth*
namjoon; he was supposed to only be your arms but for some reason he wanted to sound like you too
namjoon: *think of weekly idol aegyo alarm voice while reading this* hELLO!!
you: namjoon why is your voice like that
namjoon: wha- (voice cracks) what??????
yoongi; tbh he would probably just be sleeping because he found it so comfy (he'd probably think of it as a backhug)
hoseok; lots and lots of screaming, arms flailing around and really stupid dancing
hoseok: *nae naes* aYEEEE
hoseok: *copies yoongi's actions from the dope mv* ENEMY ENEMY ENEMY
you: why did i agree to do this with you
hoseok: because im ur hOPEEEE IM UR ANGELLLL
jungkook; smol fetus probably would feel shy just having his arms in the sleeves of your shirt :')
jungkook: am i touching you inappropriately are you uncomfortable AM I TOUCHING YOUR SIDE BOOB
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lmao idk where i went with this but i hope it was funny -3-
YOU ARE READING
exo, bts & you
Fiksi Penggemarthis is a collection of scenarios involving bts, exo and the main character... you! be prepared for a rollercoaster of feels because its about to get real fluffy up in here >//< i try keeping it pg13 at most, but feel free to request for nc16...
